Inspirational Quotes on Humorous

“God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.”

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

“The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.”